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Why Technical People Get Paid Less Than Managers

Engineers, Scientists, and Technicians almost never make as much money as business executives. Let’s see a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power...

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Mathematical Proof: Girls are Evil

Here is a mathematical proof that Girls are Evil: Girls require time and money: girls = time * money Time is money: time = money So girls are money squared: girls = (money)2 Money is the root of all...

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Mathematical Proof that 1=0

Given that a and b are integers such that a = b + 1, Prove: 1 = 0 1. a = b + 1  (Given) 2. (a-b)a = (a-b)(b+1)  (Multiplication Prop. of =) 3. a2 – ab = ab + a – b2 – b (Distributive Property) 4. a2 –...

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Programmers Classified

Matt’s life in a post titled The Authoritative Guide to Programmer Classification has classified programmers into three categories: “The Dork“, “The Geek Who Doesn’t Want to Be a Geek” and “The Geek...

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HTML Earrings

For the html savvy girls of today, there is a earring in town. Check this picture:   Interested? Check it out here. For ones mathematically inclined: Check them out here.   Technorati tags: HTML Ear...

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iPhone: Blend it to Get iSmoke and iDust

You might have thought of so many ways you would like to use an iPhone: listen to music, watch videos, surf the Internet, check emails, store files but do you know if you could blend an iPhone in a...

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Weird iPhone Designs

Rejected iPhone Designs Pictures Gallery has a collection of some very wild and creative iPhone design people have come up with. Some of them are: Lemon iPhone Apple iPhone Please head out to Freaking...

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Disney Mobics: Disney Comic Strips and Full Length Stories Now Playing on...

The Walt Disney Internet Group is making available daily comic strips and full-length stories on mobile phones in India. ‘ In the daily comic category, one can choose “Mickey” and/or “Winnie the Pooh”...

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Creative Solutions to Mathematical Problems

Recently my wife forwarded me an email which had a collection of funny ways in which students have attempted mathematics problems. I thought it would be something nice to share with my readers. Peter...

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Check Your Reaction Time

Check your reaction time using this flash game from BBC. Shoot the sheep leaving the flock using the tranquilizer. The faster you shoot the better you are. You have to shoot five sheep (beware of the...

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Some Interesting T-shirts Designs

A UNIX way of removing Bin Laden.     Will you also work for Bandwidth? clueless? (SQL T-shirt) Click on the images above to go to http://andrewhitchcock.org where he maintains several more such...

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Project Manager

I received this in an email, thought it would be nice to share: A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present. The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a...

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Some Quotes on Programmers and Others

UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity. -Dennis Ritchie Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable. -Ralph Johnson Good judgment comes from experience,...

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